99+ Funny Christmas Wishes (Greetings, Quotes, Images)
Funny Belated Christmas Wishes
“May your holidays continue to be merry and bright, even if this wish isn’t quite on time!”
“Belated Merry Christmas! Here’s to hoping your holiday cheer lasts all year!”
“Merry Christmas! Okay, I know I’m a little late, but let’s pretend I’m just extending the holiday spirit a bit longer! Hope your Christmas was filled with joy, laughter, and perhaps a few too many cookies. Let’s catch up soon—I promise to be on time for our next holiday!”
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
Groucho Marx
“Wishing you a wonderful Christmas season, better late than never!”
“Sorry I missed the mark! Belated Season’s Greetings to you and yours!”
“Belated Merry Christmas! I might be late with the wish, but the good vibes are still fresh. I hope your holiday was as wonderful and as fun-filled as a Christmas stocking. Let’s keep the celebration going and pretend the holiday season doesn’t have to end!”
“The hurrier I go, the behinder I get. This explains why this Christmas greeting is a tad late!”
Lewis Carroll
“Hope your Christmas was as fantastic as a well-timed joke—sorry mine’s a bit late!”
“Merry Christmas (better late than never)! Hope it was merry and bright!”
“Happy Belated Christmas! Sorry for the delay, I’ve been caught up in the holiday whirlwind. I hope your Christmas was nothing short of magical, with plenty of festive cheer to go around. Let’s get together soon to exchange stories (and maybe some late gifts)!”
Funny Christmas Poems That Rhyme
“Santa came down the chimney vast,
But left quite quick, oh what a blast!
For instead of cookies, on a plate,
We left a salad—sorry, mate!”
“Rudolph’s nose, oh so bright,
Guided Santa through the night.
Gifts wrapped odd, some too tight,
Laughter fills our merry sight.”
“Merry, merry, all around,
Holiday cheer does abound.
In every laugh, and every song,
May your days be merry, all season long!”
“Santa stuck in the chimney tight,
Reindeer laughing with all their might.
Cookies eaten, milk all gone,
Christmas fun from dusk till dawn.”
Here comes Christmas with the snow,
G.K. Chesterton
Visions of mistletoes and foes.
Though some might fear the family fête,
‘Tis the season to celebrate!
“Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?
But if your light begins to fade,
We might need a little more than just your aid!”
“Under the mistletoe we stand,
I reached out for your hand.
But in a twist, oh what a sight,
It’s the cat’s tail in my hand tonight!?”
“The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Clement Clarke Moore
Gave a lustre of midday to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.”
“Candy canes on every chair,
Grandpa’s wig, lost in the air.
Christmas sweaters, bold and bright,
Jolly laughs fill the night.”
“Snow is falling, so serene,
In the quiet, a snowy sheen.
Let’s throw a ball, make it fair,
Merry Christmas, see you there!”