99+ Funny Christmas Wishes (Greetings, Quotes, Images)
Short And Funny Christmas Wishes & Greetings
“May your sweaters be ugly and your holidays not!”
“Merry Christmas! Here’s to spiking the eggnog and not the holiday spirit!”
“Merry Christmas! I hope your holiday season is filled with just enough chaos to be memorable but not enough to be stressful. Remember, the best gift is seeing someone else do the dishes. Enjoy your well-deserved break and let’s toast to a fabulous New Year!”
“One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough at Christmas.”
James Grover Thurber
“May your cookies be sweet and your in-laws sweeter!”
“Ho ho hope your wine glass stays full this Christmas!”
“Wishing you a fantastic Christmas filled with unforgettable moments—none of which involve discussing work or politics at the dinner table. May your laughter be loud, your holiday bright, and your regifts discreet!”
“The best way to make Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. But if you can’t sing, just laugh instead!”
Josh Billings
“May your Christmas lights work on the first try!”
“Here’s to a holiday season without any assembly required!”
“Wishing you a delightful Christmas season that’s filled with as much joy as the office gets when someone brings in treats. May your days be merry, bright, and completely free of spam emails!”
Cute And Funny Christmas Wishes
“May your holiday be filled with mistletoe and giggles!”
“Merry Christmas! Hope your holiday is as fantastic as a gingerbread house!
“Merry Christmas! Wishing you a day filled with snowy adventures and cozy hot chocolate breaks. May your stockings be stuffed with goodies and your heart with joy. Let’s make some memories that are as delightful as Christmas cookies and as lasting as holiday traditions!”
“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Imagine what could happen on Christmas Day!”
Lewis Carroll
“Wishing you a Christmas full of fun, laughter, and sparkly lights!”
“Season’s tweetings! May your days be merry and your sweaters be ugly!”
“As the snowflakes fall, may your laughter be loud and your cocoa be hot. This Christmas, I hope you find joy in the little moments, like the warmth of a well-worn holiday sweater or the twinkle of lights in the frosty evening. Let’s cherish these times and each other!”
“New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday. Only on Christmas, you get the presents.”
Charles Lamb
“Hope your Christmas is as sweet as a candy cane and as fun as a sleigh ride!”
“Happy Holidays! Wishing you snowy fun and warm hugs!”
“Happy Holidays! Here’s to a season filled with giggles under the tree and marshmallows in your hot chocolate. May your Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter, and goodwill, and may the year ahead be full of contentment and joy. Can’t wait to hear about all your holiday shenanigans!”
Funny Christmas Eve Wishes & Quotes
“May your Christmas Eve be merry, bright, and free of assembling toys!”
“Merry Christmas Eve! Hope tonight’s the night you finally win at holiday charades.”
“Happy Christmas Eve! As we settle down for the night and try to catch Santa in the act, let’s hope he brings more than just coal this year. May your evening be filled with the warmth of family, the joy of friends, and the fun of trying to wrap presents at the last minute with whatever’s left of the tape.”
“Heap on more wood! – the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We’ll keep our Christmas merry still.”
Sir Walter Scott
“Wishing you a silent night… but knowing our families, that might be a tall order!”
“Happy Christmas Eve! May your stockings be hung and your drinks be strong.”
“On this magical Christmas Eve, may your home be filled with laughter, your heart with love, and your socks with gifts, not holes. Let’s cherish these moments of togetherness, even if the wrapping paper is everywhere and the kids are on a sugar high.”
“Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home, and also in pubs, if necessary.”
G.K. Chesterton
“Here’s to a Christmas Eve filled with cookies and not burnt turkey!”
“Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for us laughing too loud!”
“This Christmas Eve, let’s hope for a night as calm and bright as the starry sky. Enjoy the anticipation, the excitement, and the undeniable joy of sneaking one last cookie before bed. May this night be a beautiful prelude to a wonderful Christmas Day, filled with love and a touch of holiday mischief!”
Funny Christmas Wishes & Messages For Cards
“May your holidays be filled with as many laughs as there are calories in holiday treats!”
“Merry Christmas! Let’s toast to fake trees and real pleasure!”
“Merry Christmas! As you dive into the holiday chaos, remember that the best gifts aren’t under the tree, they’re the ones who are reading this card. May your days be merry, your heart be light, and may your wine glass never be empty. Cheers to a season filled with laughter and good memories!”
“Next week I shall begin my operations on my hat, on which you know my principal hopes of happiness depend.”
Jane Austen
“Wishing you a Christmas full of cheer and a cupboard full of wine!”
“Happy Holidays! Here’s to less fruitcake and more cake-cake!”
“Wishing you a fabulous Christmas filled with joyful noise—except for squeaky toys and barking dogs. May your days be filled with peace, your nights with Netflix, and your socks with feet, not coal. Enjoy the season’s festivities and all the chocolate you can eat!”
“Santa Claus is real, and he is magnificently efficient for a man who only works one day a year.”
G.K. Chesterton
“Season’s Greetings! May you find the season’s joy and your car keys!”
“Here’s to a Christmas as satisfying as finding wrapping paper that cuts in a straight line!”
“Happy Holidays! Here’s hoping your Christmas is filled with all the right ingredients: family, friends, and maybe a pizza for when you’re tired of turkey. May your laughter be loud and your hangover be light. Let’s make this holiday season the best one yet, filled with smiles and good cheer!”