99+ Funny Christmas Wishes (Greetings, Quotes, Images)
Best Funny Merry Christmas Wishes For Friends
“Hope Santa fills your stocking with giggles and your mug with eggnog. Merry Christmas!”
“Merry Christmas! Here’s to all the laughs we’ll have this holiday season!”
“Just a friendly Christmas reminder: don’t get too scared if a fat man in a red suit shoves you into a bag at night; I asked for a friend this year. Hope your Christmas is as wonderful as you are!”
“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.”
Oscar Wilde
“May your Christmas be filled with more laughter and less fruitcake!”
“Merry Christmas! Let’s eat, drink, and be merry – for tomorrow we diet!”
Hey [Friend’s Name], Merry Christmas! Isn’t it awesome that we get to eat all the cookies we want this time of year, watch Christmas movies until we know all the words, and laugh so much it feels like a workout? And I can’t think of anyone better to enjoy all this fun with than you. Also, have you ever thought about how sneaky Santa must be? He drops off presents at every house and never makes a sound. He’d definitely win at hide and seek! This year, let’s try to catch Santa when he comes by. Get your cookies and milk ready, and maybe leave a carrot for those hard-working reindeer. Thanks for being the friend who makes every day as fun as a birthday party. I can’t wait to hear about all the cool gifts you got. Let’s make this Christmas full of laughs, good times, and maybe a fun prank or two. Forever your partner in festive fun, [Your Name]
“It is very pleasant to have money, heigh ho! It is very pleasant to have money, especially at Christmas.”
Jane Austen
“Wishing you a Christmas as jolly as Santa’s laugh and as bright as Rudolph’s nose!”
“Wishing you a fun-filled Christmas day full of laughter and good cheer!”
“Here’s wishing you a Christmas day full of fun, laughter, and the company of good friends. Let’s make this Christmas one for the books with our usual shenanigans and a little extra sparkle from the Christmas lights.”
Funny Merry Christmas Wishes For Family
“May your holidays be like Santa – jolly and generous. Merry Christmas!”
“Merry Christmas! Hope your holiday is filled with all the fun and half the calories!”
“Merry Christmas! Here’s to hoping that our family’s Christmas tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year. May our day be filled with silly games, the kids’ laughter, and dad’s notorious burnt turkey!”
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”
Oscar Wilde
“Wishing you a Christmas filled with love and laughter… and maybe a little less of Aunt Sue’s fruitcake.”
“Have a holly, jolly Christmas – packed with treats and spared from chores!”
Hey [Family Member], Merry Christmas! Get ready for a wild day of ripping into presents like we’re competing, eating way too many holiday treats, and telling jokes around the Christmas tree that are so bad they’re actually funny. This Christmas, let’s see who can stay awake the longest. If you snooze, you have to dress up as Santa tonight for the kids! Thanks for being the best family anyone could wish for. We don’t just spread Christmas cheer; we make fun happen all year. I can’t wait to see everyone’s faces when they open their gifts. I bet Grandma is getting another set of mugs and more kitchen goodies she loves! Let’s fill today with laughter, silly photos, and maybe even a snowball fight. Watch out, I’ve been practicing my throw! Sending tons of love and laughs your way, [Your Name]
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. The same can be said of Christmas with family!”
Jerome K. Jerome
“Hope your Christmas is as sweet as the cookies we bake and not half as stressful!”
“Merry Christmas! May your sweater be ugly, your socks be fuzzy, and your heart be full.”
“Wishing you a Christmas as festive as grandpa’s sweater collection and as sweet as grandma’s cookies. Here’s to a wonderful holiday spent in the warm embrace of family, with plenty of laughter over old family stories!”
Funny Religious Christmas Blessings
“May your Christmas be as merry as Mary and Joseph finally finding that inn!”
“Blessed Christmas! May your eggnog be strong and your faith stronger!”
“Merry Christmas! As we celebrate the birth of Jesus, let’s remember the true miracle of the season: family gatherings where no one brings up politics or past grudges. May your holidays be filled with love, laughter, and a side of heavenly peace (and maybe some heavenly pie, too).”
“I can resist everything except temptation. Christmas treats included!”
Oscar Wilde
“Here’s wishing your faith is as strong as the Wi-Fi signal when you’re trying to stream the Christmas Eve service online!”
“Merry Christmas! Wishing you a holiday full of laughter and a new year rich in blessings.”
“As we light up the Christmas tree and decorate the halls, let’s take a moment to thank the big guy up above for the gift of stretchy pants post-Christmas dinner. May your days be merry, your heart light, and your recovery from holiday eating be swift and guilt-free.”
“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor, especially at Christmas.”
Charles Dickens
“Here’s hoping your Christmas season is filled with blessings and zero arguments over who gets to play Baby Jesus this year!”
Joy to the World and joy to your household! May the blessings of Christmas make your day brighter.
“Celebrating the joy of Jesus’s birth with you and praying that your holiday is filled with as much laughter as heavenly praise. Remember, even Mary and Joseph had to find the humor in sleeping in a stable. Here’s to a season filled with great joy and even greater dessert!”
Funny Christmas Wishes For Coworkers And Colleagues
“May your holidays be as relaxing as our coffee breaks! Merry Christmas!”
“Merry Christmas! Let’s hope Santa grants us an extended holiday this year!”
“Merry Christmas! As we enjoy this season, let’s take a moment to appreciate the gift of not having to set any alarms or attend any meetings for a bit. Here’s hoping your holidays are filled with as much peace and joy as our office is with leftover birthday cake. Let’s come back recharged, or at least well-fed!”
“The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up. Apply this at the office, and suddenly, you’re not just the funny coworker; you’re a holiday miracle.”
Mark Twain
“Wishing you a holiday season filled with as many treats as our last team meeting.”
“Season’s greetings! May your holiday be as cheerful as our last brainstorming session.”
“Wishing you a wonderful Christmas break filled with relaxation, good food, and plenty of sleep—kind of like a great day at work but without the work. Let’s make the most of this holiday and return without any mysterious fridge smells awaiting us!”
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. During Christmas, I think we can agree it’s when the office party starts.”
Oscar Wilde
“Here’s to hoping Santa brings you a new office chair or at least a cushion this Christmas!”
“Happy Holidays! Here’s to fewer bugs in your code and more cheer in your logs!”
“Happy Holidays! As we wrap up the year, I hope you find time to unwind and enjoy some peace—away from the photocopier and our infamous never-ending email threads. May your days off be many and your stress levels be few.”